It can't help but make an American proud to hear that our country's borders are being guarded by fine,
upstanding young men like
Desmond Bastian:
Bastian, 31, a U.S. citizen who lived in Surrey, B.C., and worked as a U.S. customs and immigration inspector, allowed [a British Columbia prostitute] to drive through the Blaine crossing while carrying large loads of marijuana and other drugs.
According to the woman's testimony at Bastian's trial, she would lift her skirt and bare her breast while being waved through the border station, and then would often meet Bastian afterward for sex.
Now, Bastian has been sentenced to
32 months in prison, where we're guessing his sexual experiences are going to be a might bit different than what this
international playboy got used to at his old job.
He should get a job in Rick's.