Invisible monsters need love too
Seattlest had the scoop on a story yesterday that was just too good to pass up:
Two Federal Way women have filed a report with local police, claiming they have been sexually assaulted by ghosts in their apartment. [...] According to the police report, the women claim a "paranormal person" has been placing sensors on their bodies and raping them. One of the women reports the assaults have been happening for over two years.I'd make the obligatory Ghost reference...but it seems inappropriate, given Sir Patrick Swayze's current health woes. And to defame the man behind Road House - especially when he's suffering from cancer - seems like a surefire ticket to an eternity in hell.
It is like Southie, if it is real trouble, you don't need the cops, you need a Priest.